♥'s for Hobo's

Or else.

Me (seeing crocheted things on Weeds):

Look! She's crocheting! She's crocheting a hat!! Awwww I want to make a crochet baby blanket.

n00dles:

You will.

Me:

Yes, I will!

n00dles:

You will if you know what's good for you or else you'll get the fist.