Can you do me a favor? (true story)

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n00dles:: Hey Sugar tits
me:: Who you calling sugar tits?
n00dles:: You're sugar tits.
me:: Do they really taste like sugar?; -*really he changed the subject out of nowhere like this*
n00dles:: Can you do me a favor?
me:: What favor?
n00dles:: Can you go downstairs, get into the car, go to the store, buy some chicken, come back, replace the chicken in the refrigerator with the new chicken, keep doing that for 4 days until the trash smells like rotten flesh and balls, tie it in a bag over my face and jerk me off?
me:: *silence + disgusted face*
n00dles:: Would you do that?
me:: *silence*
n00dles:: *laughs* Well, can you hand me my coffee before you do it?
me:: You're being quoted.
n00dles:: My hopes for being president are squashed.

2009.06.12 1:56pm ∞