October 2009
1 post
UTI's are cute
Me: *grabbing Summer's Eve out from under a table & into the bathroom*
Shawn: *moments later* Whatcha doing? Plucking?
Me: *Plucking eyebrows* Yep
Shawn: I saw you come in here with something *looking around*
Me: With what?
Shawn: *Eyebrow raised & a smirk* An Eve box....
Me: Oh yeah, I brought it in here to put away under the cabinet.,,,
Shawn: Have you ever used one of those things?
Me: Yeah... when I had a UTI, to flush it out....
Shawn: *with love in his eyes* You're so cute. *kisssssss*
Me: Yeah.. cute, talking about UTI's.
August 2009
3 posts
A bad dream
It’s about 10:30 & I just woke up from a bad dream. I believe this dream took place between the hours of 7:30am when Shawn woke me up to tell me he was going to work & the time I woke up.
In this dream, Shawn had broken up with me, but he was living in my old house (the one I lived in with my dad when I was younger). My mom lived there, & it turned out Shawn was going out with...
Will it ever happen?
I wonder if any of the people I am following are ever going to post/blog anything that they have done themselves (besides the obvious people who have already, don’t get defensive, I know who you are). I just prefer not seeing tons of reblogged things. I’m following you because I want to see YOUR things, not someone elses. Or else I would just follow them. I know there is an option to...
Oh it's love
Not that I didn’t know before, because I think it every free moment my mind finds to wander to it, but I am so in love. I am so happy. No, I don’t have a job yet but I know I will soon. And it’s very possible that today I have found a PERFECT job, that is almost made JUST. FOR. ME. (no specifics yet, no jinxing this!) But what I meant was I am finally so very content. I have...
July 2009
6 posts
A response to "Chivarly"
I’m sure that Labyrinthx’s post about “Chivarly” was based off my “twitter rant” about chivarly and the lack of it. If you remember, twitter only lets you have 140 characters, so it’s hard to tell a “story” per se. You see, I was in a small area. A small, mechanic smelling area where there were only 2 seats available to sit in. So there is one...
Hair Cut
n00dles: Just because you look hot with your new dyed hair doesn't mean you can be sassy.
Me: Hot new hair huh?
n00dles: Yeah, hot new hair.
Me: I want cut my hair.
n00dles: We could do that.
Me: I want to cut my hair... short.
n00dles: *skeptic look*
Me: How about this short? *lifts hand to shoulder*
n00dles: I guess that would be ok. Any shorter and I would need to put your hair in a bag and use it to masturbate with my tears. Your hair and my tears would be my new lube.
Dear Upstairs Neighbor Lady,
I know we all have weird schedules. Some of us get up early (for you: 4-5am?). Some of us go to bed late (me.. sometimes 2-3am) Sometimes we have weird days off (you -???. Me - everyday until I get a job). Sometimes, we have a precise schedule (Shawn - Mon - Fri working 8:30-5:30 but going to bed at 10pm waking at 5pm).
I know we don’t know each other well. In fact, our only encounters of...
WatchBunnies! What should we name them?
Thanks to Chello and Laby
http://anaface.com/
Whatcha think?
WatchMr. Chipperson Nutball makes a visit.
June 2009
22 posts
You know what I love...
n00dles: You know what I love about you the most?
me: What?
n00dles: You smell like soup.
me: ......
What my face looks like.
n00dles: You know what your face reminds me of?
me: What?
n00dles: My butt.
me: Wow... thanks.
n00dles: *laughter*
me: That's pretty mean *laughing*
n00dles: You know what your butt reminds me of?
me: What?
n00dles: My face.
me: So... I get the hairy smelly face and the handsome butt.... -_-
Mad Lib - Women in Sports
This just got real (as @Moshmo would say) The Amazing Mad Lib. The Bold CAPITAL words are the ones that were filled in by the chat. Women in Sports: At one time, only men were allowed to participate in such sports as RAINBOWS and RAPE VICTIMS. Today women athletes have broken that HUNG barrier. Women excel in such track and field events as the 100-yard FELLATIO, the broad BLEW, and even long...
WatchYes, the outback steakhouse commercial song makes every one dance. Even n00dles.
(Pic for wiggle wiggle post)
This goes with the quote titled “wiggle wiggle”. It’s what my hair looked like at the time. (Should be an option to put a pic with a quote)
wiggle wiggle.
n00dles: (singing) ♫♪A wholeeee new worlllddd. Hold your breath it gets better. No one to tell us know, or where to go, it's reading rainbow. ♫♪(looking over at me) You know what I think when you have your hair up like that?
Me: 50's style?
n00dles: no... I think...
Me: Hawaiian style? *does a 'dance' in my seat*
n00dles: (cracks up) I love when you wiggle. It's so cute. But no. I think of little house on the prairie and you're wearing a bonnet.
Or else.
Me (seeing crocheted things on Weeds): Look! She's crocheting! She's crocheting a hat!! Awwww I want to make a crochet baby blanket.
n00dles: You will.
Me: Yes, I will!
n00dles: You will if you know what's good for you or else you'll get the fist.
My best friend from highschool found me on the...
Can you do me a favor? (true story)
n00dles: Hey Sugar tits
me: Who you calling sugar tits?
n00dles: You're sugar tits.
me: Do they really taste like sugar?
-*really he changed the subject out of nowhere like this*
n00dles: Can you do me a favor?
me: What favor?
n00dles: Can you go downstairs, get into the car, go to the store, buy some chicken, come back, replace the chicken in the refrigerator with the new chicken, keep doing that for 4 days until the trash smells like rotten flesh and balls, tie it in a bag over my face and jerk me off?
me: *silence + disgusted face*
n00dles: Would you do that?
me: *silence*
n00dles: *laughs* Well, can you hand me my coffee before you do it?
me: You're being quoted.
n00dles: My hopes for being president are squashed.
“Welcome to Snuggleland. Population: YOU”
– n00dles (as we cuddled under a blanket to watch something on Netflix)
Ken wears Khaki
booja says: are you anti-khaki?
Amanda says: no
Amanda says: but i always see him clasping his hands around his crotch and the khaki bunches up making it look like a boner and the khaki just makes it seem more pronounced
booja says: thats totally why he wears them. "maybe chicks will see the bulge and they'll dig me"
Amanda says: he's wearing black slacks now
Amanda says: which is the black brother to khaki
booja says: except bigger in the crotch
booja says: ignore that comment
Amanda says: lololol
Amanda says: not ignored
May 2009
13 posts
“Hope you feel better food baby, you’ll be coming out soon.”
– n00dles (as he kisses my aching stomach)
Dapper Lad of West Philly
In Bel-Air, California, born and raised At the country club is where I spent most of my days. Having a lark, relaxing all day Driving some balls right down the fairway When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity Started making trouble in my community I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies, She said “You’re moving to your aunt and your uncle in West...
Left4Dead
n00dles to other players: "So how did everyone get here? did you see my explosion from space?"
Other players: *Silence*
n00dles to other players: "Does anyone here have a mic? I'm here to talk about the championship"
Other players: *Silence*
n00dles to other players: "It's time to make an explosion we can see from space. Put all the good stuff here and I'll stand in the middle"
“I think I’m going to love you forever.”
– n00dles
Pessimism/Optomism
P: I am hating tumblr more and more.
O: I bought an a new razor yesterday since my old one broke and I love it!
The Prophecy/Legend of moot
moot says: By faith moot, when called to go to a place he would later receive as his inheritance, obeyed and went, even though he did not know where he was going. By faith he made his home in the promised land like a stranger in a foreign country; he lived in tents, as did Isaac and Jacob, who were heirs with him of the same promise. For he was looking forward to the city with foundations, whose architect and builder was his lost grandfather.
Amanda says: is this for real
Amanda says: lol
moot says: It's the prophecy!!
Amanda says: so it is... LEGEND as well!?
moot says: YES by god it was destined :O
moot says: ok enough of these shenanigans
moot says: Also Isaac and Jacob died in their search, before even reaching their destination in the sky. Each masterbated in their tents and were never forgived of their sins resulting in eternal condemnation in hell.
The Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory →
n00dles sent me this link to read. I quite enjoyed it. Name says it all.
April 2009
19 posts
.....
I’m thinking something is seriously wrong. I am starting to hate everything and everyone. Yes, even though you messaged me about something yesterday and I “lol’d” and I did something because you asked… I look and see you didn’t do something today for me.. now I hate you. Yes, you who I don’t even talk to but you decide I need to see your updates and follow...
Score - 19 to 11
Amanda says: I know english
♥ n00dles ♥ says: Apparently better than me
“You win.”
– n00dles
What makes you a crochet master
booja says: you are quite the crochet master
Amanda says: lol not a master really
booja says: and that is from the (h)
booja says: lol
booja says: no?
Amanda says: awww thanks. but no, im not a master... i mess up a lot
booja says: i can google a michael jordan quote to prove that even the best mess up a lot
Amanda says: lol do it
booja says: I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Amanda says: So.... basically he's touched over 9000 balls.
booja says: lol
booja says: indeed
booja says: no after you mess up 9000 more times, we can talk about you not being the crochet master